Fun Star Picks, April 3 – April 9

This article is a work of satire, and is not intended to be taken seriously in any way. Any resemblance to actual events or real people is purely coincidental, and should not be regarded with any degree of seriousness.

Tuesday, April 3

There’s a wine tasting at Lavelle’s. I know that the event is designed to increase your knowledge on different wines but we all know that’s not as fun as increasing that blood alcohol content! There’s no better excuse to go drinking on a Tuesday than this. This event is 21+ if you couldn’t figure that out on your own, dummy. Alex Frania / Photo Editor


Wednesday, April 4

Today at the comic shop, they’re putting on a Magic: The Gathering Commander format in the new Brawl setting! What is that? Heck if I know, I barely play MTG. But it sounds fun, and you should Google what the format is, tell me what it is, then go and play some cards. Sign up ends at 6:00pm and there is a $6.00 entry fee. Ben Ellis / Web Editor



Thursday, April 5

If you’re like me you’re certainly falling into a pit of financial despair but still have the urge to shop. Why not head over the the Free Store in the Lola Tilly building. They’re open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. It’s enough to satisfy the urge to shop without all the sad emotions you get when you spend money. At least that’s what I tell myself. Cheyenne Corty / Layout Editor

Friday, April 6

Do you like leaving your house? I don’t. But if you do, what better way to face your crippling social anxiety than by heading down to The Pub and drinking the fear away? There’s Pub Trivia tonight starting at 7:30 p.m. for students ages 21 and older. Be there or be me. At home. Hopefully sleeping. Kyrie Long / Editor-in-Chief

Saturday, April 7

National No Housework Day! Oh come on, we all know you’ve been celebrating this all year long. But this way you can lay on your bed surrounded by all the laundry you need to fold, knowing you won’t, with peace of mind. You’ll just do it tomorrow, or not. Who needs to clean? – Ali Macrae / Staff Reporter

Sunday, April 8

Today is a very special day, so you know what that means. There are precisely two options for you today. Either stop by the International Woman’s Day tabling event starting at 1:00pm in the Wood Center, or you can drink a liter of coffee and punch the moon. These are clearly your only two options today, unless you want to be an overachiever and shame the rest of us mere mortals by doing both. Ben Ellis / Web Editor


Monday, April 9

At 8:30 p.m., The Pub will be hosting Open Mic Night. Yeah, that thing where you sit down in a room and admire all those people that are braver than you. Or that event where you’ve finally mustered up the courage to get on stage only to bomb that comedy set that you’ve been practicing for a month. Or it’s that event where you’ve finally decided to ignore that negative voice in your head and started enjoying new experiences. I don’t know, just go and find out which one of those things it is, it’s a real toss up! Alex Frania / Photo Editor

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